Prose Before Hoes

The muses come at inconvenient times, and there are always two of them. The first one, Jasper, is a little dick. He lounges on my sofa like ...

It's hard to find a great Indian restaurant in Madison these days. It's not that there's a shortage of Indian restaurants in Mad...

So instead of yelling at the stupid barista with his stupid white boy haircut in the way she would really like to, Chae shuts off the com...

Why do I write? I don’t know, why do you breathe? All sarcasm aside, I write because I have no other choice. And I don’t mean this in th...

First of all, you're asking the wrong person. I am in no position to give an accurate estimation of my own identity/worth. I am incredi...